Fiction

Some fiction I've had published:

The Accidental Oracle (2006-)
Since I kept hearing how "God is in the White House" nowadays, I made a pilgrimage to Washington, D.C.  The trip began well, on a Peter Pan Express bus playing a bleeped-out TV movie version of Al Pacino in Scarface... (go to story)


Buried in Cups (2003)
I eat a lot of yogurt, and the plastic-cup containers keep piling up.  A while ago I decided it was time to get rid of them, and thought of a few ways I could put them to use... (go to story)


VORX (1999)
Not long ago I decided to buy a computer, invent something, and get rich.  Once started, I was so busy researching possible products that I didn’t have time to keep up my correspondence with old friends.  It occurred to me that success without witness is no success at all... (go to story)